How to Win Every Game of Settlers of Catan


I have returned!  As I write I am dragging myself out of the pit of despair born from weeks of pathetic crying and self-righteous wailing.  I emerge holding aloft a warm light for all mankind, an unnecessarily arrogant and wordy guide to crushing your loved ones at a dumb board game.  The name of that game, that most glorious and infuriating game, is CATAN.

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